I don't remember when it started--
A couple weeks ago, I think.
He seemed so sweet and tender-hearted,
And he just HAD to be in pink.
He's got a smile as sweet as candy.
It sparkles brighter than a star.
Those Converse shoes must come in handy
When running from a speeding car.
My true love is never ending;
My sense of pride long gone.
I'm obsessed, I'm not pretending.
Loving Michael Goorjian 'til I blows;
Cooing at his face, his hair, his clothes.
Stalking Michael everywhere he goes!
You must admit, he's quite a hottie.
And wow, he sure knows how to sing!
He's even got a gorgeous body.
I told you, he has everything!
Michael's face is such a beauty,
Eyes so bright they shine.
All in all, a real cutie.
Looking into those sweet, soft brown eyes.
Loving every square knot that he ties.
Slipping towards starvation,
Hot guy who wears pink and never dies!
I might not be giddy
Or at least not completely smitten.
I wouldn't have adored him
And this song wouldn't have been written.
He may not be perfect but he's close as he can be.
Others might not love him
Some may not know of him
But he looks pretty good to me!
Whether he's Skitt or Bob or Henry,
He always leaves me mesmerized.
It isn't too long before I see
That I've been MICHAEL-GOORJIAN-IZED!
I gave in without resistance,
And never thought it odd.
Seems to me like his existence
Proves that there's a God.
Watching every movie that he's in.
Being so obsessed, it feels like sin.
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