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Newsies-Lovers!

Newsgoils Fightin Newsgoils

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Newsgoils Fightin' Newsgoils
to the tune of "Carrying the Banner"
By Words and Luna
 

 

Newsgoils Fightin Newsgoils

NF=
Newsies-freak

NF
#1: Hey, I want Mush!
NF#2: So? Pick a number!
NF#3: I saw him way before you two!
NF#4: Since when is he your personal lover?
NF#5: Ah, stop yer fightin'!

NFs #1-4: Hey! Who asked you??

NF#6: I got a thing for Snitch and Itey.
NF#7: Dutchy's way hotter, guaranteed.
NF#8: Oh please! Try Jack, Bumlets, or Swifty!
NF#9: My Racetrack's got them ALL beat!

NF#1: Are you kidding?
NF#7: She's a nut bag!
NF#4: Let's punch out her lights!
NF#9: Hey, calm down girls...
NF#3: You big dumb hag!
NF#5: Not another fight!

ALL NFs:
Ain't it a fine life
Fightin' over newsies everyday?
A mightly fine life
Soakin' any girl who's in the way
Every evenin'
We'se gives slaps and pinches
Call each other bitches
Lots of claws and hisses
What a fine life
Fightin' over newsies!
Free for all!

NF#10: Blink's got a smile as sweet as butter.
NF#11: The kind that ladies can't resist.
NF#12: He hardly sets me all a-flutter
NF#10: We ain't afraid to use our--
NF#11: Fists!

NF#12: Crutchy stinks and Davey's flaming!
NF#13: You really shouldn't talk!
NF#14: Your Snoddy does male entertaining!
NF#12: I'll fix so you can't walk!

ALL NFs:
Still, it's a fine life
Fightin' over newsies with me chums!
A mighty fine life
Knockin' people's lights out as they come

NF#10: I'm no daisy!
Don't mind gettin' bloody!
I'm-a beat ya ugly!

ALL NFs:
Oh, you think you're funny!
What a fine life
Fightin' over newsies with these bums!

Voices of Reason:
Stupid children
Though you battle fierce and depraved
We still love you
You shall be shaved

SUNG IN COUNTER POINT (*)

* Luna:
Snitch, darling
Since you've left me I am undone
Luna loves you!
I'll have your son!

* NF#6: Hey, would ya look at that?
NF#8: It couldn't get more sad.
NF#12: She's gone off her rocker!
NF#10: She needs to get a clue.

NFs #1-8:
Newsies is all we got
Worship them on our knees
Our boys sure are hot
Fulfill our fantasies
Don't care if they're real or not
Somebody help us, please

ALL NFs:
If I hate your newsie
I'll insult your neswie
And I'll say anything I hafta
Cuz if you dis my newsie
I'll pull out an uzi
And you'll sure feel like hell afta

SUNG IN COUNTER POINT (*)

* NF group #1:
Look, you know that Spot is mine.
He'll always be mine.
There's other newsies
But you know Spot can't be beat!
Yeah, Pie Eater's hunky
But he looks like a monkey
Tell me, how can you like that newsie?

* NF group #2:
What'd you say?
Yeah, make my day!
So where is Spot?
God he's hot!
When's he gonna tell me that he wants me?

ALL NFs:
We'll try some good assassinations!
We'll fight like it's all out war!

NF#5: How bout we have a calm discussion?

ALL NFs:
Hey, stupid, we told ya once before
We'll fight in Grand Central Station
Even in the mall!
We'll defend our newsie passion
Fightin' 'til we fall!

SUNG IN COUNTER POINT (*)

* NF group #1:
Still we'll be out there
Fightin' over newsie like a man!
We'll be out there
Soakin' every sucker that we can!
Screamin' "He's mine!"
Newsies are our mission
Kill the competition
Beat you to submission
While we're out there
Fightin' over newsies is the--

* NF group #2:
Look, you know Skittery's mine
He'll always be mine
Sure, there's other newsies but they're not half as fun!
Did I hear ya dis my Specs?
Better show him some respect
Or I'm gonna get upset
And for you it won't be fun
I'll hitch ya on a trolley
Maybe beat ya for a second
Make you cry like you mean it
It'll hurt lots, I reckon
Burn your eyebrows
Cuz I'm able
Maybe cut you into sections and I--

(Musical Interlude)

SUNG IN COUNTER POINT (*)

* NF group #1:
It's a fine life
Fightin' over newsies through it all
A mighty fine life
Fightin' over newsies tough and tall
Screamin' "He's mine!"
Newsies are our mission
Kill the competition
Beat you to submission
What a fine life
Fightin' over newsies
It's a fine life
Fightin' over newsies
It's a fine life
Fightin' over newsies
It's a fine life
Fightin' over newsies
It's a fine life
Fightin' over newsies
It's a
Go!

* NF group #2:
Look, you know that the boy's is mine.
He'll always be mine.
There's other newsies
But you know he can't be beat!
Yeah, your newsie's hunky
But he looks like a monkey
Would you tell me how'm I ever
Gonna like that newsie?
I'll hitch ya on a trolley
Maybe beat ya for a second
Make you cry like you mean it
It'll hurt lots, I reckon
Burn your eyebrows
Cuz I'm able
Then I'll cut you into sections
Gonna get my boy!
I've got him now! Joy!
Gonna get my boy!
I've got him now! Joy!
Go!

 

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